Overnight success can seriously damage your career. There's the personal disruption, of
course, but more importantly, there are huge expectations for your next project and
enormous pressure to get it out quick. As a result, it won't be as good as the first, because
you had years to perfect that and there were no expectations.
Connie And Carla Do LA is Nia Vardalos's follow up to the surprise smash hit of 2002,
My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which she wrote and starred in. That film was
originally a play, which meant the script was the product of years of work and audience
feedback before it got near a film studio. Connie And Carla, by comparison, feels rushed,
with unbelievable characters and a predictable plot.
Vardalos plays Connie, one half of a disastrous musical double act. She and Carla (Toni
Collette) are determined to make it in showbusiness, despite the assurances of their
boyfriends that their talents have no beginning. They witness a mob killing, which forces
them to go on the run, so hide out as a drag act in a gay club. Naturally, as female
impersonators, they are a sensation, but things become complicated when Connie falls
in love with Jeff (David Duchovny), who thinks she's a man.
The plot is unashamedly derivative, like a female Some Like It Hot, but the twist is
enough to make it a promising concept. There is a problem, however. The story doesn't
make sense.
After the murder, a police car arrives and the girls think they are saved, until the cops turn
out to be gangsters in disguise. It's a moment that sums up the lazy plotting, as the
audience know immediately they're not kosher, otherwise there'd be no movie. Besides
which, there's no reason for the gangsters to impersonate police.
The film's message is one of tolerance and self-acceptance, but this is equally
unconvincing. We're told how awful it is for people to stare at drag queens in the street,
but surely anyone wearing a sequinned ballgown and feather boa is expecting a little
attention. We're told that Jeff isn't gay, and yet he falls in love with Connie, while thinking
she's a man. Worst of all are the speeches about female body shape, which may be well
intentioned, but have nothing whatsoever to do with the story.
Despite this, Connie And Carla is a lot of fun. The musical numbers are a camp triumph,
with songs from Cabaret, Jesus Christ Superstar and Yentl and a cameo by Debbie
Reynolds that can only be described as fabulous.Vardalos and Collette are always
watchable, despite a lot of mugging and slapstick and there are a number of genuine
laugh-out-loud moments.
Connie And Carla is certainly an amusing way to spend a couple of hours, but don't
expect too much. After all, it's not easy to follow an overnight success.
If you like this, try: Camp
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