Size 5

This is the tale of a boy and his ball.

It is supposed to be the size 5 of the title, but he's convinced that it's only a size 4 and sets about trying to prove it. For many men, there is nothing more precious than football and Andrew Usher encapsulates this, as the fan who feels hard done by.

Ultimately, however, while pleasant and moderately amusing, the film seems happy to settle for a score draw rather than attempt a winning goal.