If Rod Serling had ever organised a church fete, the bric-a-brac stall
would have been festooned with cursed voodoo idols, deadly devil dolls
and lethal alien weapons.
Serling loved to mix the mundane with the menacing and macabre.
Famed as host, creator and main writer of the Twilight Zone, Serling
was a master of the tale with a twist.
His follow-up offering, Night Gallery (which may as well be
called I Can't Believe It's Not Twilight Zone) is very much the same
mixture as before, with neat little tales of moon landings gone wrong,
crime victims who come back from the grave, Nazis getting their
come-uppance, haunted ships and dark dealings by various members of
the medical profession.
Night Gallery is a rich mixture in terms of writers, cast and adapted material.
Among the established writers whose offerings were re-worked for the
small screen were HP Lovecraft, Algernon Blackwood and Fritz Leiber.
Productions attracted luminaries such as Vincent Price, Raymond
Massey, Roddy MacDowall and Ossie Davies.
The latter duo make an excellent double act in The Cemetery, a good
example of Serling piling on surprise after surprise.
Vincent Price obviously enjoys himself as a master of black magic in
The Return Of The Sorceror and is backed up with a nice underplayed turn by
Bill Bixby.
The format is much the same as Twilight Zone, with Serling, dapper and
urbane, strolling on to our screens to introduce the programme through
clenched teeth. (Fashionistas should have a chilled glass of Chardonnay at hand. They will need it to steady their nerves when they first encounter his
startling 70s bouffant hairstyle.)
A new twist, as the title suggests, is that the programmes are
unveiled in an art gallery in which each painting (by artist Tom
Wright) encapsulates the story that is to follow. Barnet malfunctions aside, Serling's intros are snappy, tight and to the point, a hallmark of his writing.
I always thought the intros were a pleasing flourish to both series
and would quite happily watch a compilation.
Serling was more than just a master of entertainment. He was a writer
of note and amid the ghoulish and the ghastly, he squeezed in some
serious comments on the human condition.
The series began to run out of steam after Serling's relationship with
executive producer and fellow-writer Jack Laird began to go downhill.
Laird, who partially redeemed himself writing episodes such as
Professor Peabody's Last Lecture starring the great Carl Reiner,
insisted on introducing disastrous short comic turns to the series.
One such dire effort wasted Cesar Romero's talents in a vampire tale
so obvious you can see the ending coming before you clicked on
the starter graphic.
While the overall quality is not as high as the original Twilight Zone
series, there are a number of must-see episodes.
They're Tearing Down Riley's Bar is a masterful snapshot of a man
whose world is crumbling around him, a study in pain, loss and
vulnerability which rightly won a nomination for the Outstanding
Single Programme on American television in 1971.
William Windom's central performance as a man clutching at the straws
of his past is gripping.
Eyes is to be noted as one of the earliest directorial ventures by
Stephen Speilberg, who proved even at this early stage that he could do
a lot with a little. Joan Crawford - in excellent bitchy form - stars as a wealthy woman, blind from birth, who wants her doctor to arrange an eye transplant.
She is told that the only such operations have been performed on
animals, and the transplant recipient's new vision only lasts for a
matter of hours.
She is determined to proceed and finds a donor, a mug in dept to the
mob who's prepared to part with his peepers for cash.
She blackmails the doctor to go ahead with the op.
Back home in her townhouse, Speilberg cranks up the suspense as she
slowly reaches up to unravel the bandages around her eyes.
Hands trembling, she unclips the final dressings and – damn, I've left
a rice pudding in the oven!