"Silent. Invisible. Invincible. He's in town with a few days to kill."
Has there ever a tagline cooler than this? I'm telling you, there hasn't.
Long, long, long underrated Predator 2 seems to be finally getting the recognition and
respect it deserves. Why all of a sudden? Because, when standing next to the extremely
shit AvP, it looks like pure gold to those miserable cynics who disregarded it
when it first came out because Arnie wasn't in it.
Fair enough, a Terminator, Conan or even Commando without Arnie
just wouldn't work. But the seven-foot tall, Rastafarian, otherworldly hunter is the star of
the film and this time round he gets much, much more screen time. We all know what
Predator is, so director Stephen Hopkins shows off his ace, instead of hiding it up his
sleeve.
The year is 1997 and the City of Angels is boiling under a 109-degree heat wave.
Columbian and Jamaican drug lords have turned the streets into a war zone. The police
are outmanned and outgunned and incompetent. The last thing they need to deal with is
Predator.
The titular hunter has returned with an increased arsenal of weapons and is keen on
slicing and dicing the aforementioned druggies for fun. During a brutal gun-battle on the
streets, he watches Lieutenant Mike Harrigan (Danny Glover), a slightly crazed renegade
cop, blow away half a dozen Columbian scumbags and chooses him as his ultimate prey.
Naturally, Harrigan and his ethnically diverse team of cops have enough problems
without having to worry about their skulls ending up in the Pred's intergalactic trophy
cabinet.
Making matters worse is faux-DEA Agent Peter Keyes (Gary Busey), who pretends to be
after the druggies, but is really more interested in swiping the Pred's advanced
technology. Yeah, good luck with that!
There's also subtext of mankind's cruelty to other creatures (including humans). I
assume the skinned bad guys hanging from the penthouse rafters don't enjoy it, just as
the dead pigs in the meatpacking warehouse in the final act probably don't either. At
one point Harrigan looks in the window of a hunting store and sees the frozen faces of
many dead animals. Now he knows how they feel to not be at the top of the food chain.
From start to finish Predator 2 is brash, unsubtle, in-your-face, wall-to-wall action. A
hectic, breathtaking succession of non-stop, increasingly exciting set pieces. The final 45
minutes will have you pissing yourself with excitement, I kid you not.
While Hopkins (fresh from his Nightmare On Elm Street 5 debut) has remained constantly
employed, he's never really become a star director, which is a shame since he has a
slick, cartoonish style and is far more talented than most other anonymous directors.
Like John McTiernan in Predator, he
provokes a dusty, sweaty and overbearingly hot atmosphere in the daytime scenes and
an alien, gothic feel to night (pun intended). The way he captures LA on film just makes
you NEVER want to go there.
Fans of Alan Silvestri's score of the first film can take comfort in the fact that all of his cool
themes are back - they were rudely ditched from AvP - and more evolved. It's probably
the most engaging score he's done. His Latin drums, sinister Hermann-esque strings,
haunting urban sound effects and occultist voodoo chants dominate every scene and
give each one its own unique voice.
But it ain't just that. Everything from set-design and cinematography to sound-design
and film editing is nothing short of brilliant. If you think I'm overreacting just watch the
film and see for yourself. There's nothing mass-produced, or conveyer-belt, about
Predator 2. Twentieth Century Fox chucked loads of money at it to make it the most
sophisticated sequel it could be. Everyone involved seems to have made a huge effort
and done their absolute best.
It's sad that action films like this are not made anymore. Predator 2 is a classic, the kind
of movie that feels torn straight from the pages of a Fifties pulp detective novel and
crossed with a Twilight Zone episode. And it definitely earns the well-deserved Gator
MacReady Claw of Approval.